主旨: TO:Kiwi
傳送: 2009/10/30 下午 09:06:09
ATTN Kiwi,       
 
I am Barrister James Owen, a solicitor at law and the personal attorney to late Mr.A.D.Kiwi,a national of your country who used to be a private contractor with the Liquified Natural Gas(LNG), herein after shall be referred to as my client.On the 21st of April 2005, my client, his wife and their two children were involved in a car accident along Ikoyi express Road uturu State Benin.All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives.Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives,this has also proved unsuccessful.
 
After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his last name over the Internet,to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where these huge deposits were lodged.Particularly, the funds deposited in Securiy institute were the deceased had an amount valued at about $15.5 million U.S.dollars including 7.500g Alluvial Gold Dust. This istitute has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the money confiscated within the next thirty working days.
 
Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over two years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have the same last name so that the entire sum of $15.5Million dollars can be paid to you and then you and me can share the money as thus 40% for me, 30% for you, 20% for Charity Organizations and 10% to cover up any expenses we might incure during the course of this transaction.I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make. All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us see this transaction through.I guarantee you that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me urgently.
 
Contact Me On My Private Email:(jowen5@Safe-mail.net)
 
Best Regards
Barrister James Owen (ESQ)
Tel No               +229 97464675         +229 97464675

經過老娘非常打混的英文閱讀能力+線上翻譯字典系統

我想,這位律師大人亂槍打鳥的結果沒想到打到台灣這隻英文很爛頭腦卻很精明的鳥

拎謅罵只有各姑姑住在奧地利,除此之外沒有任何親屬漂流在海外

咱家姑姑若有啥不幸也不會是我來領遺產(呸呸呸呸呸呸)

他詐騙律師不曉得有沒有傻鳥上當?我真的好好奇喔




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剛剛收到小霸王轉發一篇:熟年必看文章



30歲的人,回頭看那些20歲的人喊什麼青春不再,不免嘀咕,靠夭啥啦;而40歲的人,看到那些鬼叫啥30宣言的,也會在心裡幹譙,30 歲是有啥好哀怨的啦!
要自己接受老的事實,其實是很殘酷的,但「老」的來勢洶洶,也應該有類似「轉大人」「轉骨」那樣的適應期。
不知不覺,初老的跡象一天一天滲透,外表,心態,生理,心理的,就好像古田敦也形容的,15年前看「東京愛情故事」的織田裕二,為何過了15年了,還是一樣年輕?
好懷念啊,真希望自己也一樣。

初老,其實是有跡可尋的,譬如……


01、身旁陸續出現有一堆人喊你「XX哥」「XX姐」,但其實很想叫他們閉嘴
02、發現同事的年齡與自己的距離從5歲、擴大到10歲,15歲……
03、開始懷疑比自己年齡大的人,是不是都跑到外星球去了
04、以前可以唱KTV到天亮,現在只要熬夜一天,就會累一個禮拜
05、只要坐下來,小腹就有一癱肉
06、開始注意維骨力和維他命E的行情
07、躺在沙發看八點檔連續劇會熟睡30分鐘以上
08、覺得五分埔與路邊攤的T恤都是給紙片人穿的
09、以前煩惱青春痘,現在煩惱小細紋
10、除非參加清早晨運的甩手功或廟會朝山活動,否則很難找到比自己年齡大的聚會
11、對於陌生網友的「我們可以交朋友嗎?」說法,覺得無比愚蠢而沒有耐心
12、認識新朋友的速度與機率逐漸鈍化
13、對於沒有結論的冗長會議充滿厭惡
14、越來越覺得專家說法都是唬爛
15、已經放棄「All YOU CAN EAT」這種吃到飽的把戲了
16、如果一天沒有吃綠色蔬菜就會覺得身體怪怪的
17、莫名其妙就會一大早醒過來
18、逐漸沒有耐心替爛朋友收爛攤了
19、越來越不喜歡改變「已經習慣的習慣」
20、很討厭在外面過夜,因為要帶好多東西
21、不知不覺,隨身攜帶溫水壺和牙線棒
22、懶得交新朋友的原因,是因為懶得從頭交代自己的人生
23、越久以前發生的事情越是記得,越近的事情反而容易忘記
24、總是把「重要的東西」放在「重要的地方」,然後把那個「重要的地方」徹底忘記
25、覺得自己快要被一堆密碼和一堆遙控器淹沒了
26、每次看到某某歌手某某影星過世的消息,就要感嘆一次,我們的時代過去了
27、60頻道以後的電影台播放的舊電影,會忍不住一口氣看完
28、說你看過「東京愛情故事」,知道完治與莉香,周遭一片嘩然
29、朋友們離婚的(數量/年度)開始超越結婚的(數量/年度)
30、對於星座、運勢、紫微斗數、塔羅牌、兩性專家與勵志書,已經沒有感覺
31、對於磁場不對的人,可以毫無牽掛的跟他說再見、再見、再見……
32、參加告別式的機率比婚禮多,包白包的機會比包紅包的機會多
33、再也不覺得年輕辣妹是一種天上掉下來的幸福
34、以前糟蹋身體,現在被身體糟蹋
35、開始注意醫藥新聞,譬如銀杏是不是可以預防老年痴呆
36、對於年輕朋友不讓座這件事情會非常介意
37、對於手機鈴聲開始感覺不耐煩
38、逛超市買東西,會注意成分與製造商和賞味期限
39、對超商的集點活動完全沒興趣
40、對路邊的NuSkin問卷部隊非常有意見
41、對詐騙集團開始產生周旋的戰鬥力
42、逐漸喜歡到傳統市場買菜 







好精闢的解析,而我真的快走完初熟年了,即將要奔入熟年中期吧?
裡面好多症狀我都有說
OTZ









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